2. SOUNDBITE (English) Donald Trump, US President:
"In this grand tradition, I am pleased to announce that today's lucky bird and guest of honor is named Peas along with his alternate named Carrots. The children all understand that. The winner of this vote was decided by a fair and open election conducted on the White House website. This was a fair election. Unfortunately, Carrots refused to concede and demanded a recount and we're still fighting with Carrots. And I will tell you we've come to a conclusion Carrots I'm sorry to tell you the result did not change. It's too bad for Carrots."
3. Cutaway of turkey
4. SOUNDBITE (English) Donald Trump, US President:
"It won't be entirely a rest. Even though Peas and Carrots have received a presidential pardon. I have warned them that House Democrats are likely to issue them both subpoenas. Nonetheless in the spirit of Thanksgiving, I will be issuing both peas and carrots a presidential pardon. Unfortunately, I can't guarantee that your pardons won't be enjoined by the Ninth Circuit. Always happens."
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5. SOUNDBITE (English) Donald Trump, US President:
"All joking aside this is a time for Americans to unite together in a spirit of love understanding, unity and joy as one very proud American family. Our nation is doing well. We are now at the beginning of a national period of Thanksgiving. And as we pause to give thanks for all of the blessings that we've been bestowed. It really has been blessing, after blessing, after blessing. We're all very thankful."