"Oh, God. Was it the Fife personality of the year 2008? Maybe, I think. Yeah. I don't know if that award still exists or if I was the first and last to ever get it. But yeah."
(Reporter: "Imagine winning a award for your personality.")
"I know, yeah. I think it was just, I don't know, yeah. I've still got it, I still have it in my house. Then I think the second after that was the... I don't really have that many awards. I've got that one, I've got one Sydney comedy festival one and I guess that's the only one that actually meant something to me. I do feel that I cheated to get it, just because the Sydney comedy festival had produced me for years and they've always been very supportive, and they gave me it and I was like, 'Ah, alright thanks' and they were like, 'No, no genuinely' and I was like, 'Of course it is.' And then there was a Glasgow one, Scottish comedian of the year, er I don't f**king know."
(Reporter: "With the personality one, what did you have to do to get that?")
"No idea, no idea and they also just sent it over to my house, I didn't turn up anywhere. They just went, 'Do you want this award?' And I was like 'Aye, alright.' And then they sent it through and, yeah, it was weird. I think they just wanted like... I don't know, a name to add to it or something. But I wasn't a name then, I was like 18-years-old I was just a floppy haired precocious wee, you know, whatever."